“A retired bus driver who has drunk in the same social club for 20 years has been told to step outside when he breaks wind, because his flatulence is “disgusting” other customers.”

“Maurice Fox, 77, was handed a formal letter of warning from his club committee after “several complaints” from patrons. “

“I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now,” he said.

“They can be a bit loud at times. If I’ve got time and know they are coming I pop into the porch inside the door.”

“Mr Fox said that he had tried to calm his flatulence by switching from cider to bitter, but admitted that the six pints of Bass he drinks a day still leave him feeling gassy.”

“He added that his problem causes less of a fuss of in the men-only environment of another local club, Palace Place.”

“I can let go when I like at the Palace. It’s more relaxed, and so am I.”

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