October 2006

The Best Label Maker in The World. Ever.

WhyTheFurrowedBrowPipe?

Prison Satanists Get Religious Holidays To Work on Being Really Evil

Vestal Virgins dripping in Pigs Blood For Those on Good Behaviour.

Man Buys Dollar…

…For 11 dollars
ISawYouComingPipe

Jacko to Wed Nanny? Like an addict marrying their dealer…

RightFromtheSourcePipe

US Postmen Deliver Teen Whores Too

Postman Pimp Thompkins with a stable of 60 girls is going down but not going down.
US Attorney’s Office say the postal service wanted to fire Thompkins years ago, but they could not find him.
IKidYouFuckingNotPipe

Need a Rapist?

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www.therapistfinder.com

No Need To Thank Me. If You’re Alive That’s Thanks Enough.

Honey, have you seen my geiger counter? I can’t remember where the Dickin’s I left it.
WeAreAllDoomedPipe

I’m Feeling Lucky

Google ‘failure’. Then I’m feeling lucky.
By Microdot.
It can’t last long.
 

82 year old dies on tour. The tour keeps going. Rolling Stones not involved.

Women dies. The tour keeps going. Why?
 ”It might sound cynical.” said the tour manager…
BureaucracyPipe

Fat Kid Uses Man Breasts to Defy Gravity

It’s the gorgeous pouting fat kid.
For his next trick he will stop a bullet with one flick of his outty belly button.