October 2006

Skinny Dipping with Lawn Mowers? Two dead.

That we know of…
 
 

I smells a lynching boys…

 

Man has Sex.

In Front of a Day Care Centre.
With a Dog.
That’s Dead.
InaDeadDogsPipe

Sting said contemporary rock music is so stagnant that he prefers to sing 16th century English ballads. He reckons Lutes should fix it.

Sting is a tool and the world is his Black and Decker workbench.
MutetheLutePipe

Water water everywhere and not a drop that’s Bling

“It’s couture water that makes an announcement, like a Rolls Royce Phantom or the Crystal of water.”
IrealyhatethisguyPipe 

Anorak Orgy Alert

The following is Pure Nerd Pornography.
Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Although some object that Chekov wasn’t part of the Enterprise crew in the episode “Space Seed” and therefore Khan could not have remembered his “face”, in fact it is possible (according to Star Trek apologists) that Chekov *was* a crewmember at that time, merely not a […]

Bedtime Reading for Jonathan King and His Pals

Children Book Covers - Hows about I come round, we share a Farley’s Rusk and I tuck you in?
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Safe to say someone screwed up.

Winner of Best Explosion Ever (Non-Nuclear Category)

When your parents tell you to go outside into the fresh air and do something tell them about this nutjob.

One man works out how to move and construct Stonehenge.
On your own.
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Rumsfeld to build Rollercoaster in Baghdad

Or
What Disneyland Paris would love to do to the French.