December 2006

J Lo And Blow Jobs? “It Won’t Happen Again.”


People Who Shouldn’t Be Dancing Vol 1


Girl Cooks.

Her boyfriend.
Who she killed.
Who she served up to dinner guests.
For New Year.
“A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.”

What […]

Your Girlfriend Wants To Set Your Balls On Fire. What Does She Use For Fuel? “Fondue Fuel!?!”

Yes. Welcome to the World of Middle Class Crime.
“In April 2001, Rene’s boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them. As he snoozed, Rene doused the man’s private parts with fuel and set them aflame. The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his […]

The Thunderbirds and International Rescue Get Bitch Slapped By Reality


No Salsa On The Leather…Keep It On The Chips


Wanna Job? Own A Machete? Wanna work for the Newest and Hottest Military Dictatorship On The Block?

“Fiji’s coup leader ran want ads in local newspapers Saturday to fill vacant Cabinet jobs, trying to piece together a new government for the south Pacific country.”
Health Care Provision Will Be We Don’t Kill You Pipe

Like The Office and David Brent Never Happened…


Todays Word is Motherfucker


Cambodian Prostitutes Cost 60p. But You Have To Wear A Condom. Or They Stab You.

“A Cambodian man has been stabbed by a sex worker in a brawl, after he refused her request to wear a condom.”

It’s Political Correctness Gone Mad Pipe