December 2006

Blindfolded Man Must Grope and Then Name The Stripper?

It’s His Mom.
So Sickening You Should Not Watch.

Man Shoots His .38 Up His Girlfriends Arse and Gets Away With It

“Charges are to be dismissed in a case in which Montgomery Hilton Garner allegedly shot his girlfriend in the rectum with a.38-caliber revolver.”
Pipe Wonders If It Was An Either Or Kind Of Situation.
How To Get Your Brown And Blood Red Wings Pipe
 

Mission LetsKeepTheFuckingScotsFighting A Huge Success

“A HI-TECH bid to stop trouble in a Scots town’s pubs had to be scrapped because English call centre workers couldn’t understand the bar staff.”
The dumb bastards fell for it.
PS Thanks for the Oil. While it lasted. You can have your country back now.
PPS Iraqi’s should ignore this post.
PPPS And Iranians. You know. Just in […]

Renovate Auschwitz? Staff To Be Paid This Time.

“The International Auschwitz Council agreed on Tuesday to modernize a 51-year-old exhibition at the site of the Nazi death camp and build walls to prevent the ruins of gas chambers from sinking into the ground.
Several Nazi camp sites, including Bergen-Belsen, have received makeovers, which experts say is part of a trend to make them more […]

A Sexually Assaulted 13 Year Old Girl Sexually Assaulted The Sexually Assaulting 13 Year Old Girl. But Moses Supposes Erroneously.

Thirteen Year Old Girl Is a Paedo For Having Sex With Her 12 Year Old Boyfriend. Who Is Obviously A Paedo Too. Or Something.
No.
That doesn’t help either.
MyMoralIndignationCan’tFuckingCopeWithThisKindOfShitPipe

Burglar Gets a Kicking (x3) From Stationary Building

How do you Break and Enter? Well Gus, the clues are in the title.
First off - Break THEN enter. And, let me stress this, avoiding falling. Or getting caught on camera. Do I need to mention not landing on your head?
DecliningStandardsinCrimsPipe 

Does the Helicopter Manual Say Anything About Deploying the Periscope?


The Forgotten Member of The Village People


Coke Addled GTA


Evil Terrorists Developing Mud Defences