January 2007

Mariah Carey To Appear On Cover Of Playboy, Jack Nicholson Does Gay Times Centerfold.

“Pop star Mariah Carey will appear on the March cover of Playboy in a skimpy flesh-colored bathing suit.”
“A spokesperson for Playboy has confirmed Carey will be featured on the cover of the magazine, which hits newsstands in the US on February 9.”
Who The Fuck Tosses One Off Over Mariah Carey? Pipe Me Ragged.

You Rob A Bank And Leave Your ID Behind? Released From Prison You Rob A Bank And The Dye Pack Explodes In Your Face? So You Go Back - The Same Day - To The Same Bank, Rob It Once Again, Get Another Dye Pack Which Blows Up In Your Face Once More. Just Kill Yourself. Please.

Some people are just too dumb to live.
 
 

Wedding Guests Do Thriller Dance Routine.

No Children Were Hurt During The Making of This Video.

Man Gets Fucked By Iron Fence Claims He Fell Yeah Uh Huh Whatever

“A man was impaled in the groin area when he fell from a first-floor balcony on to a steel fence in inner Melbourne early today.”
OUTPIPE - Ronseal Rust Proofing For All Your Piping Needs.

The Jewish Dating Industry Inc Must Be Destroyed

Ninja Killings Kosher Style - Quite Fucked Up 

“I always felt they disabled me. Now I Own Them. They’re like wearing a great necklace.” Jessica Simpson Talks About Her Breasts.

“JESSICA SIMPSON claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger.”
I Kid You Fucking Not Pipe

Flying Things. Buildings. Crashing. New York. Still Not Boring.


If Dog Shit Is Political Expression Then My Balls Are The “I Have A Dream” Of The 21st Century.

“Kathleen Ensz faces a misdemeanor charge of “use of a noxious substance.” She is accused of taking dog feces from her backyard, wrapping it in a political mailer from Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, and leaving it at the Republican’s office, according to court documents.”
She is claiming the action is protected under the 1st Amendment. 
So Parliament and […]

Idiotspeak: Reviews Of Orwell On Amazon

“While cultural pundits try to convince you that some literature is better than other literature, the truth is that all art is relative to individial tastes. Thus, it doesn’t make any sense to think that a novel like this one is really any better than say, Michael Crichton or Stephen King. Aesthetic standards can’t be […]

Four Year Old Shoots Sister. Dad Shoots Four Year Old. To Teach Him A Lesson.

“I made him take off his shirt and I shot him. When I shot him, I think two or three pellets came out,” Henderson said.
“It was just to punish him, a method I used to punish him. I didn’t want to whoop him.” 
The Naughty Stool Is For Fags. Shoot Them in The Fucking Head Pipe..