“Due to my inability to deploy my Taser, I had to resort to punching him as hard as I could in the face. It is a taught technique.”
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February 2007
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Woman Stabs Man Over Crappy Sex
“The woman, who was visiting her boyfriend on a short-term visa, claims she stabbed her boyfriend in self-defense.”
“The man, who was seriously injured in the attack, claims the fight was solely because of her disappointment with the evening’s sex.”
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Evolution Is A Jewish Conspiracy.
“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called secular evolution science is the Big Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion.”
“The memorandum said that inquiries could be directed to the Fair Education Foundation. The site features items belittling the Holocaust and portraying Earth as stationary as […]
Thief With Hammer Defeated By Mushy Peas In A Bowl.
“Kieran Naylor, 21, of Monks Lane, Breightmet, hit the owner of the Breightmet Lucky Supper Bar with a hammer in September 2006.
The owner’s partner threw a hot bowl of mushy peas at Naylor.
Bolton Crown Court heard how he slipped on the peas that landed on the floor.”
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