“Due to my inability to deploy my Taser, I had to resort to punching him as hard as I could in the face. It is a taught technique.”
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Woman Stabs Man Over Crappy Sex
“The woman, who was visiting her boyfriend on a short-term visa, claims she stabbed her boyfriend in self-defense.”
“The man, who was seriously injured in the attack, claims the fight was solely because of her disappointment with the evening’s sex.”
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Evolution Is A Jewish Conspiracy.
“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called secular evolution science is the Big Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion.â€
“The memorandum said that inquiries could be directed to the Fair Education Foundation. The site features items belittling the Holocaust and portraying Earth as stationary as […]
Thief With Hammer Defeated By Mushy Peas In A Bowl.
“Kieran Naylor, 21, of Monks Lane, Breightmet, hit the owner of the Breightmet Lucky Supper Bar with a hammer in September 2006.
The owner’s partner threw a hot bowl of mushy peas at Naylor.
Bolton Crown Court heard how he slipped on the peas that landed on the floor.”
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