February 2007

The World Is Filled With Too Many Blind People. We Should Kill Some. Plus Its Good For The Planet.

“The National Federation of the Blind said it is very concerned about any law that would require more hybrid and fuel efficient cars be sold because those cars make very little noise.” 
“For blind people we use the sound of the traffic not only to determine when to cross the street, but to navigate, and hybrid […]

Too Much Bleach? Drilling Through The Wrong Part Of A Tooth? Puncturing A Woman’s Nose?

Best Dentist in The World.
Ms Chyzy said that she was shocked when the patient’s face swelled up and decided to refer her to a GP and then a facial surgeon.
“It was not something I’d seen before,” she said.
“I wasn’t sure what had happened.
“I referred her to a facial surgeon - I was very concerned about […]

Doors In Your Face? Snow Balls? SWAT?

Don’t Make The Optician Angry.

Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It

“Controversy was widespread at a nearby college Thursday as students rallied for the resignation of a newspaper editor who authored a piece glorifying rape, calling it a “magical experience that benefits society as a whole.”
“The piece goes on to extol rape’s benefits to “ugly women” and prison inmates, saying that it helps unattractive women know […]

Dynamite Surfing

Make Your Own Wave With TNT

Man Beats Car With Dead Pigeon.

“A naked man arrested for beating a car with a dead pigeon last summer was sentenced to a year in prison Monday for animal cruelty.”
Coo Pipe

Argh! Argh! Bad Fight Scene With Added Transvestite. Argh! Argh!


What Do Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Genghis Khan, Mao Zedong, King Herod, Al Capone and Mickey Mouse All Have In Common?

That’s correct. They were all Mormons.
“The Mormons, a U.S.-based denomination officially named the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (LDS), encourage members to baptize the dead by proxy in the belief they are helping the deceased attain full access to heaven.”
“This has outraged Jews and baffled Christians.”
Dead Cert Pipe
 

This Gay Goes Up To 11.

80’s Rock Video That Is Camper Than Thetans Playing Volley Ball.

Nothing Says I Love You Like The Severed Head Of A Kitten.

“The pretty wrapping on the package left on the doorstep of a Mount Washington woman’s home looked harmless enough.”
“But she immediately knew it was from her ex-boyfriend, and what she found inside was disturbing — the severed head of a kitten. A note accompanying the package said, “I love you, Your Ben.”
Mixed Signals Pipe
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