“DUTCH broadcaster BNN plans to air a television show next week in which a terminally ill woman will decide who out of three young patients will get her kidney.”
“Viewers will be able to advise the 37-year-old woman, known as Lisa, via text messages which of the candidates to pick, the Algemeen Dagblad newspaper said.”
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“Police say a 17-year-old boy was attempting to load a .22-calibre bullet into a firearm he had built himself from scraps of metal when the gun fired and the bullet went through his hand.”
“Halton police have seized five homemade guns.”
“Police say the guns were made out of scraps of metal and other commonly accessible materials.”
“Charges […]
“The Blue Parrot in Louisville has a burger on its menu called the “Wopburger.” To some, the name has a negative connotation, but to others, it’s no big deal.”
“It’s just a wopper. It’s just a sandwich,” said owner Joan Riggins. “If I out and called you ‘a dirty wop,’ then that would be a slur. […]
“An unidentified man was cut while fighting with another over whether to stop the car to buy a pastry in southwest Shreveport, police say.”
“The passenger told the driver to stop because he wanted a honey bun, but that didn’t happen quickly enough.”
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“The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other. “
“A paternity test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants […]
“A CALIFORNIAN man who tried to kill his girlfriend by leaving her in a car parked across railway lines was himself killed when an oncoming train hurled the car into him as he fled.”
“A 450-tonne commuter train hit the rear of the car, launching it into the man.”
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“A man ran his truck through the wall of a liquor store after his prosthetic leg became jammed between the accelerator and brake pedal.”
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