December 2007

Getting Down With The Homies


Trumped Up Charges

“A retired bus driver who has drunk in the same social club for 20 years has been told to step outside when he breaks wind, because his flatulence is “disgusting” other customers.”
“Maurice Fox, 77, was handed a formal letter of warning from his club committee after “several complaints” from patrons. “
“I do get a bit […]

COFFEE BUKKAKE MAN ARRESTED

“His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it.”
“Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some […]