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Trumped Up Charges
“A retired bus driver who has drunk in the same social club for 20 years has been told to step outside when he breaks wind, because his flatulence is “disgusting” other customers.”
“Maurice Fox, 77, was handed a formal letter of warning from his club committee after “several complaints” from patrons. “
“I do get a bit […]
Crime Of Passion
“A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.”
“A vacuum cleaner […]
Mariah Carey To Appear On Cover Of Playboy, Jack Nicholson Does Gay Times Centerfold.
“Pop star Mariah Carey will appear on the March cover of Playboy in a skimpy flesh-colored bathing suit.”
“A spokesperson for Playboy has confirmed Carey will be featured on the cover of the magazine, which hits newsstands in the US on February 9.”
Who The Fuck Tosses One Off Over Mariah Carey? Pipe Me Ragged.
Jesus Rubs Some Funk Into It
He Loves You.
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Kid With Cancer Surfs on 300km/h Bullet Train
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I’m Feeling Lucky
Google ‘failure’. Then I’m feeling lucky.
By Microdot.
It can’t last long.
Sting said contemporary rock music is so stagnant that he prefers to sing 16th century English ballads. He reckons Lutes should fix it.
Sting is a tool and the world is his Black and Decker workbench.
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