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Mariah Carey To Appear On Cover Of Playboy, Jack Nicholson Does Gay Times Centerfold.
“Pop star Mariah Carey will appear on the March cover of Playboy in a skimpy flesh-colored bathing suit.”
“A spokesperson for Playboy has confirmed Carey will be featured on the cover of the magazine, which hits newsstands in the US on February 9.”
Who The Fuck Tosses One Off Over Mariah Carey? Pipe Me Ragged.
Wanna Job? Own A Machete? Wanna work for the Newest and Hottest Military Dictatorship On The Block?
“Fiji’s coup leader ran want ads in local newspapers Saturday to fill vacant Cabinet jobs, trying to piece together a new government for the south Pacific country.”
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Mission LetsKeepTheFuckingScotsFighting A Huge Success
“A HI-TECH bid to stop trouble in a Scots town’s pubs had to be scrapped because English call centre workers couldn’t understand the bar staff.”
The dumb bastards fell for it.
PS Thanks for the Oil. While it lasted. You can have your country back now.
PPS Iraqi’s should ignore this post.
PPPS And Iranians. You know. Just in […]
Renovate Auschwitz? Staff To Be Paid This Time.
“The International Auschwitz Council agreed on Tuesday to modernize a 51-year-old exhibition at the site of the Nazi death camp and build walls to prevent the ruins of gas chambers from sinking into the ground.
Several Nazi camp sites, including Bergen-Belsen, have received makeovers, which experts say is part of a trend to make them more […]
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Honey, have you seen my geiger counter? I can’t remember where the Dickin’s I left it.
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82 year old dies on tour. The tour keeps going. Rolling Stones not involved.
Women dies. The tour keeps going. Why?
”It might sound cynical.” said the tour manager…
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