“His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it.”
“Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some […]
“A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.”
“A vacuum cleaner […]
“Israeli police say they have broken up a gang of neo-Nazis who are accused of carrying out attacks on foreigners, gay people and religious Jews. “
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“DUTCH broadcaster BNN plans to air a television show next week in which a terminally ill woman will decide who out of three young patients will get her kidney.”
“Viewers will be able to advise the 37-year-old woman, known as Lisa, via text messages which of the candidates to pick, the Algemeen Dagblad newspaper said.”
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“An unidentified man was cut while fighting with another over whether to stop the car to buy a pastry in southwest Shreveport, police say.”
“The passenger told the driver to stop because he wanted a honey bun, but that didn’t happen quickly enough.”
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“A CALIFORNIAN man who tried to kill his girlfriend by leaving her in a car parked across railway lines was himself killed when an oncoming train hurled the car into him as he fled.”
“A 450-tonne commuter train hit the rear of the car, launching it into the man.”
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“Spanish police pulled over a man in a electric wheelchair who was riding along on a expressway after he got lost while looking for a brothel, police and local media said Wednesday.
He was stopped by police while traveling “at considerable speed”
The 42-year-old man, who is tetraplegic, drove the specially-designed wheelchair which keeps him in a […]
“Due to my inability to deploy my Taser, I had to resort to punching him as hard as I could in the face. It is a taught technique.”
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“The woman, who was visiting her boyfriend on a short-term visa, claims she stabbed her boyfriend in self-defense.”
“The man, who was seriously injured in the attack, claims the fight was solely because of her disappointment with the evening’s sex.”
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