“Kieran Naylor, 21, of Monks Lane, Breightmet, hit the owner of the Breightmet Lucky Supper Bar with a hammer in September 2006.
The owner’s partner threw a hot bowl of mushy peas at Naylor.
Bolton Crown Court heard how he slipped on the peas that landed on the floor.”
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“A naked man arrested for beating a car with a dead pigeon last summer was sentenced to a year in prison Monday for animal cruelty.”
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“The pretty wrapping on the package left on the doorstep of a Mount Washington woman’s home looked harmless enough.”
“But she immediately knew it was from her ex-boyfriend, and what she found inside was disturbing — the severed head of a kitten. A note accompanying the package said, “I love you, Your Ben.”
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“Pop star Mariah Carey will appear on the March cover of Playboy in a skimpy flesh-colored bathing suit.”
“A spokesperson for Playboy has confirmed Carey will be featured on the cover of the magazine, which hits newsstands in the US on February 9.”
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“Kathleen Ensz faces a misdemeanor charge of “use of a noxious substance.” She is accused of taking dog feces from her backyard, wrapping it in a political mailer from Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, and leaving it at the Republican’s office, according to court documents.”
She is claiming the action is protected under the 1st Amendment.Â
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“While cultural pundits try to convince you that some literature is better than other literature, the truth is that all art is relative to individial tastes. Thus, it doesn’t make any sense to think that a novel like this one is really any better than say, Michael Crichton or Stephen King. Aesthetic standards can’t be […]
“I made him take off his shirt and I shot him. When I shot him, I think two or three pellets came out,” Henderson said.
“It was just to punish him, a method I used to punish him. I didn’t want to whoop him.”Â
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“The driver of a targeted gray Jeep barreled after the egg throwing boys and someone inside pulled a gun, firing multiple shots that killed 14-year-old Danny Crawford.”
“Three years ago a young man in northeast Ohio was shot to death after throwing tomatoes at passing vehicles, a common prank in the Amish community. “
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“Police last night shot dead an elderly man in The Bronx who was wielding an ax, police said.”
 ””I feel sad, because he was a quiet man,” said Loida Pellerano, 48. “I never saw him bother anybody. He seemed kind of weird. Not wearing shoes or a shirt in the wintertime. He was always in the […]