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No Murder Or Conspiracy Over Diana Death Says Lizard Jew Policeman

The 832-page Stevens report dismisses all conspiracy theories regarding Diana Death.
 
In other news, conspiracy theorists are given a boost by 832 pages of new material that they can misread and highlight in green ink. 
 

Girl Cooks.

Her boyfriend.
Who she killed.
Who she served up to dinner guests.
For New Year.
“A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.”

What […]

Your Girlfriend Wants To Set Your Balls On Fire. What Does She Use For Fuel? “Fondue Fuel!?!”

Yes. Welcome to the World of Middle Class Crime.
“In April 2001, Rene’s boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them. As he snoozed, Rene doused the man’s private parts with fuel and set them aflame. The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his […]

Cambodian Prostitutes Cost 60p. But You Have To Wear A Condom. Or They Stab You.

“A Cambodian man has been stabbed by a sex worker in a brawl, after he refused her request to wear a condom.”

It’s Political Correctness Gone Mad Pipe

Blindfolded Man Must Grope and Then Name The Stripper?

It’s His Mom.
So Sickening You Should Not Watch.

Man Shoots His .38 Up His Girlfriends Arse and Gets Away With It

“Charges are to be dismissed in a case in which Montgomery Hilton Garner allegedly shot his girlfriend in the rectum with a.38-caliber revolver.”
Pipe Wonders If It Was An Either Or Kind Of Situation.
How To Get Your Brown And Blood Red Wings Pipe
 

Mission LetsKeepTheFuckingScotsFighting A Huge Success

“A HI-TECH bid to stop trouble in a Scots town’s pubs had to be scrapped because English call centre workers couldn’t understand the bar staff.”
The dumb bastards fell for it.
PS Thanks for the Oil. While it lasted. You can have your country back now.
PPS Iraqi’s should ignore this post.
PPPS And Iranians. You know. Just in […]

A Sexually Assaulted 13 Year Old Girl Sexually Assaulted The Sexually Assaulting 13 Year Old Girl. But Moses Supposes Erroneously.

Thirteen Year Old Girl Is a Paedo For Having Sex With Her 12 Year Old Boyfriend. Who Is Obviously A Paedo Too. Or Something.
No.
That doesn’t help either.
MyMoralIndignationCan’tFuckingCopeWithThisKindOfShitPipe

Burglar Gets a Kicking (x3) From Stationary Building

How do you Break and Enter? Well Gus, the clues are in the title.
First off - Break THEN enter. And, let me stress this, avoiding falling. Or getting caught on camera. Do I need to mention not landing on your head?
DecliningStandardsinCrimsPipe 

Reason 4187 Not To Visit Texas

 Aside From Dick Cheney Who Would You Not Want To Have A Gun?
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