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Oh Vey What With All This Nazi Jews And Jewish Nazi’s…

“Israeli police say they have broken up a gang of neo-Nazis who are accused of carrying out attacks on foreigners, gay people and religious Jews. “
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Peanut Butter Proves The Existence Of God.

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17 Year Old Makes Gun From Scrap And Mangled Claw With A Big Hole For A Hand

“Police say a 17-year-old boy was attempting to load a .22-calibre bullet into a firearm he had built himself from scraps of metal when the gun fired and the bullet went through his hand.”
“Halton police have seized five homemade guns.”
“Police say the guns were made out of scraps of metal and other commonly accessible materials.”
“Charges […]

A honey bun? Nows I’s Gots To Stabs Ya.

“An unidentified man was cut while fighting with another over whether to stop the car to buy a pastry in southwest Shreveport, police say.”
“The passenger told the driver to stop because he wanted a honey bun, but that didn’t happen quickly enough.”
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Sex With Twins

“The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other. “
“A paternity test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants […]

The Hooded Claw Gets Killed By A Train

“A CALIFORNIAN man who tried to kill his girlfriend by leaving her in a car parked across railway lines was himself killed when an oncoming train hurled the car into him as he fled.”
“A 450-tonne commuter train hit the rear of the car, launching it into the man.”
His Girlfriend Survived. 
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What’s Wrong With You?


Idiot.


Woman Stabs Man Over Crappy Sex

“The woman, who was visiting her boyfriend on a short-term visa, claims she stabbed her boyfriend in self-defense.”
“The man, who was seriously injured in the attack, claims the fight was solely because of her disappointment with the evening’s sex.”
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Evolution Is A Jewish Conspiracy.

“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called secular evolution science is the Big Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion.”
“The memorandum said that inquiries could be directed to the Fair Education Foundation. The site features items belittling the Holocaust and portraying Earth as stationary as […]