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Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It
“Controversy was widespread at a nearby college Thursday as students rallied for the resignation of a newspaper editor who authored a piece glorifying rape, calling it a “magical experience that benefits society as a whole.”
“The piece goes on to extol rape’s benefits to “ugly women” and prison inmates, saying that it helps unattractive women know […]
Man Beats Car With Dead Pigeon.
“A naked man arrested for beating a car with a dead pigeon last summer was sentenced to a year in prison Monday for animal cruelty.”
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Nothing Says I Love You Like The Severed Head Of A Kitten.
“The pretty wrapping on the package left on the doorstep of a Mount Washington woman’s home looked harmless enough.”
“But she immediately knew it was from her ex-boyfriend, and what she found inside was disturbing — the severed head of a kitten. A note accompanying the package said, “I love you, Your Ben.”
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You Rob A Bank And Leave Your ID Behind? Released From Prison You Rob A Bank And The Dye Pack Explodes In Your Face? So You Go Back - The Same Day - To The Same Bank, Rob It Once Again, Get Another Dye Pack Which Blows Up In Your Face Once More. Just Kill Yourself. Please.
Some people are just too dumb to live.
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Man Gets Fucked By Iron Fence Claims He Fell Yeah Uh Huh Whatever
“A man was impaled in the groin area when he fell from a first-floor balcony on to a steel fence in inner Melbourne early today.”
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If Dog Shit Is Political Expression Then My Balls Are The “I Have A Dream” Of The 21st Century.
“Kathleen Ensz faces a misdemeanor charge of “use of a noxious substance.” She is accused of taking dog feces from her backyard, wrapping it in a political mailer from Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, and leaving it at the Republican’s office, according to court documents.”
She is claiming the action is protected under the 1st Amendment.Â
So Parliament and […]
Idiotspeak: Reviews Of Orwell On Amazon
“While cultural pundits try to convince you that some literature is better than other literature, the truth is that all art is relative to individial tastes. Thus, it doesn’t make any sense to think that a novel like this one is really any better than say, Michael Crichton or Stephen King. Aesthetic standards can’t be […]
Four Year Old Shoots Sister. Dad Shoots Four Year Old. To Teach Him A Lesson.
“I made him take off his shirt and I shot him. When I shot him, I think two or three pellets came out,” Henderson said.
“It was just to punish him, a method I used to punish him. I didn’t want to whoop him.”Â
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Fundamentalist Christmas-Ist Sets Tree And Self On Fire In Protest
 ”Witnesses said a man set himself and a Christmas tree on fire in front of the County Courthouse before courthouse worker a deputy were able to put out the flames with a blanket and fire extinguishers. “
“The man carried a sign that read “Expletive religious freedom and the silent KHSD.â€
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