“His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it.”
“Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some […]
“A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.”
“A vacuum cleaner […]
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“An unidentified man was cut while fighting with another over whether to stop the car to buy a pastry in southwest Shreveport, police say.”
“The passenger told the driver to stop because he wanted a honey bun, but that didn’t happen quickly enough.”
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“The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other. “
“A paternity test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants […]
“A CALIFORNIAN man who tried to kill his girlfriend by leaving her in a car parked across railway lines was himself killed when an oncoming train hurled the car into him as he fled.”
“A 450-tonne commuter train hit the rear of the car, launching it into the man.”
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“A man ran his truck through the wall of a liquor store after his prosthetic leg became jammed between the accelerator and brake pedal.”
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“Spanish police pulled over a man in a electric wheelchair who was riding along on a expressway after he got lost while looking for a brothel, police and local media said Wednesday.
He was stopped by police while traveling “at considerable speed”
The 42-year-old man, who is tetraplegic, drove the specially-designed wheelchair which keeps him in a […]
“When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson’s pants, he took action.
“He says he deserves millions for the damages he suffered by not getting his pants back, for his litigation costs, for “mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort,” for the value of the time he has spent on the lawsuit, for leasing a car every weekend […]