“Kathleen Ensz faces a misdemeanor charge of “use of a noxious substance.” She is accused of taking dog feces from her backyard, wrapping it in a political mailer from Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, and leaving it at the Republican’s office, according to court documents.”
She is claiming the action is protected under the 1st Amendment.Â
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“I made him take off his shirt and I shot him. When I shot him, I think two or three pellets came out,” Henderson said.
“It was just to punish him, a method I used to punish him. I didn’t want to whoop him.”Â
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“The driver of a targeted gray Jeep barreled after the egg throwing boys and someone inside pulled a gun, firing multiple shots that killed 14-year-old Danny Crawford.”
“Three years ago a young man in northeast Ohio was shot to death after throwing tomatoes at passing vehicles, a common prank in the Amish community. “
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“Police last night shot dead an elderly man in The Bronx who was wielding an ax, police said.”
 ””I feel sad, because he was a quiet man,” said Loida Pellerano, 48. “I never saw him bother anybody. He seemed kind of weird. Not wearing shoes or a shirt in the wintertime. He was always in the […]
The 832-page Stevens report dismisses all conspiracy theories regarding Diana Death.
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Her boyfriend.
Who she killed.
Who she served up to dinner guests.
For New Year.
“A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.”
What […]
Yes. Welcome to the World of Middle Class Crime.
“In April 2001, Rene’s boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them. As he snoozed, Rene doused the man’s private parts with fuel and set them aflame. The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his […]
“A Cambodian man has been stabbed by a sex worker in a brawl, after he refused her request to wear a condom.”
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“Charges are to be dismissed in a case in which Montgomery Hilton Garner allegedly shot his girlfriend in the rectum with a.38-caliber revolver.”
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 Aside From Dick Cheney Who Would You Not Want To Have A Gun?
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