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If Dog Shit Is Political Expression Then My Balls Are The “I Have A Dream” Of The 21st Century.

“Kathleen Ensz faces a misdemeanor charge of “use of a noxious substance.” She is accused of taking dog feces from her backyard, wrapping it in a political mailer from Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, and leaving it at the Republican’s office, according to court documents.”
She is claiming the action is protected under the 1st Amendment. 
So Parliament and […]

Four Year Old Shoots Sister. Dad Shoots Four Year Old. To Teach Him A Lesson.

“I made him take off his shirt and I shot him. When I shot him, I think two or three pellets came out,” Henderson said.
“It was just to punish him, a method I used to punish him. I didn’t want to whoop him.” 
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Boy Throwing Eggs Killed By Man Firing Bullets

“The driver of a targeted gray Jeep barreled after the egg throwing boys and someone inside pulled a gun, firing multiple shots that killed 14-year-old Danny Crawford.”
“Three years ago a young man in northeast Ohio was shot to death after throwing tomatoes at passing vehicles, a common prank in the Amish community. “
Amish? Prank? Amish […]

In A Duel Pick The Gun Not The Axe. Gun Not The Axe.

“Police last night shot dead an elderly man in The Bronx who was wielding an ax, police said.”
 ””I feel sad, because he was a quiet man,” said Loida Pellerano, 48. “I never saw him bother anybody. He seemed kind of weird. Not wearing shoes or a shirt in the wintertime. He was always in the […]

No Murder Or Conspiracy Over Diana Death Says Lizard Jew Policeman

The 832-page Stevens report dismisses all conspiracy theories regarding Diana Death.
 
In other news, conspiracy theorists are given a boost by 832 pages of new material that they can misread and highlight in green ink. 
 

Girl Cooks.

Her boyfriend.
Who she killed.
Who she served up to dinner guests.
For New Year.
“A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.”

What […]

Your Girlfriend Wants To Set Your Balls On Fire. What Does She Use For Fuel? “Fondue Fuel!?!”

Yes. Welcome to the World of Middle Class Crime.
“In April 2001, Rene’s boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them. As he snoozed, Rene doused the man’s private parts with fuel and set them aflame. The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his […]

Cambodian Prostitutes Cost 60p. But You Have To Wear A Condom. Or They Stab You.

“A Cambodian man has been stabbed by a sex worker in a brawl, after he refused her request to wear a condom.”

It’s Political Correctness Gone Mad Pipe

Man Shoots His .38 Up His Girlfriends Arse and Gets Away With It

“Charges are to be dismissed in a case in which Montgomery Hilton Garner allegedly shot his girlfriend in the rectum with a.38-caliber revolver.”
Pipe Wonders If It Was An Either Or Kind Of Situation.
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Reason 4187 Not To Visit Texas

 Aside From Dick Cheney Who Would You Not Want To Have A Gun?
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