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The Wopburger
“The Blue Parrot in Louisville has a burger on its menu called the “Wopburger.” To some, the name has a negative connotation, but to others, it’s no big deal.”
“It’s just a wopper. It’s just a sandwich,” said owner Joan Riggins. “If I out and called you ‘a dirty wop,’ then that would be a slur. […]
Gay? Damn Straight.
“Several corporations are now supporting the homosexual agenda. These companies have been convinced by homosexual activists and the mainstream media that in order to be “fair and tolerant,†companies must make special rules for homosexuals and provide company money and resources to help promote their lifestyle. Many companies, at the urging of these groups, have […]
Evolution Is A Jewish Conspiracy.
“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called secular evolution science is the Big Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion.â€
“The memorandum said that inquiries could be directed to the Fair Education Foundation. The site features items belittling the Holocaust and portraying Earth as stationary as […]
The World Is Filled With Too Many Blind People. We Should Kill Some. Plus Its Good For The Planet.
“The National Federation of the Blind said it is very concerned about any law that would require more hybrid and fuel efficient cars be sold because those cars make very little noise.”Â
“For blind people we use the sound of the traffic not only to determine when to cross the street, but to navigate, and hybrid […]
What Do Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Genghis Khan, Mao Zedong, King Herod, Al Capone and Mickey Mouse All Have In Common?
That’s correct. They were all Mormons.
“The Mormons, a U.S.-based denomination officially named the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (LDS), encourage members to baptize the dead by proxy in the belief they are helping the deceased attain full access to heaven.”
“This has outraged Jews and baffled Christians.”
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If Dog Shit Is Political Expression Then My Balls Are The “I Have A Dream” Of The 21st Century.
“Kathleen Ensz faces a misdemeanor charge of “use of a noxious substance.” She is accused of taking dog feces from her backyard, wrapping it in a political mailer from Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, and leaving it at the Republican’s office, according to court documents.”
She is claiming the action is protected under the 1st Amendment.Â
So Parliament and […]
Bears Shit In The Woods
“U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said Tuesday a negotiated settlement with Iran over its nuclear program should be sought, and he warned that military intervention would be ‘unwise and disastrous.”’
Negotiated Settlement? Sounds Gay To This Good Ole Boy Pipe
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Wanna Job? Own A Machete? Wanna work for the Newest and Hottest Military Dictatorship On The Block?
“Fiji’s coup leader ran want ads in local newspapers Saturday to fill vacant Cabinet jobs, trying to piece together a new government for the south Pacific country.”
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