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The Sky.


Sex With Twins

“The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other. “
“A paternity test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants […]

Yo-Yo-Oy-Oy


He Was Wearing The Boots Of Escaping.


The World Is Filled With Too Many Blind People. We Should Kill Some. Plus Its Good For The Planet.

“The National Federation of the Blind said it is very concerned about any law that would require more hybrid and fuel efficient cars be sold because those cars make very little noise.” 
“For blind people we use the sound of the traffic not only to determine when to cross the street, but to navigate, and hybrid […]

Dynamite Surfing

Make Your Own Wave With TNT

Flying Things. Buildings. Crashing. New York. Still Not Boring.


Happy Festivus!

“Late in the evening came the much-anticipated Feats of Strength, in this case involving a beer pong table, followed by the piece de Festivus: a wrestling match between Doyle and her sister Lindsay, ending with the hostess being pinned to the floor.”
Xmas? Yadda Yadda Yadda Pipe

Like The Matrix But Not Shit


5.7, 5.4, 5.8 - Good form, nice speed on the fall, and held his position well at the moment when his face hit the ground.

Pity he saved his best game for the Police Sobriety Test.
 IGotTheTarmacMunchiesPipe