Your Girlfriend Wants To Set Your Balls On Fire. What Does She Use For Fuel? “Fondue Fuel!?!”

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“In April 2001, Rene’s boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument between them. As he snoozed, Rene doused the man’s private parts with fuel and set them aflame. The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns in the pelvic area and on his chest.”

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