Outpipe

Getting Down With The Homies

gus — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 09:06:33 +0000

Trumped Up Charges

gus — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:38:04 +0000

“A retired bus driver who has drunk in the same social club for 20 years has been told to step outside when he breaks wind, because his flatulence is “disgusting” other customers.”

“Maurice Fox, 77, was handed a formal letter of warning from his club committee after “several complaints” from patrons. “

“I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now,” he said.

“They can be a bit loud at times. If I’ve got time and know they are coming I pop into the porch inside the door.”

“Mr Fox said that he had tried to calm his flatulence by switching from cider to bitter, but admitted that the six pints of Bass he drinks a day still leave him feeling gassy.”

“He added that his problem causes less of a fuss of in the men-only environment of another local club, Palace Place.”

“I can let go when I like at the Palace. It’s more relaxed, and soÂ am I.”

The Palace: For All Your Guffing Needs

COFFEE BUKKAKE MAN ARRESTED

gus — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:30:17 +0000

“His final attack took place on December 7th, when a 16-year-old schoolgirl he spit on was able to come to her senses quickly enough to spot his license plate number and memorize it.”

“Sumiyama told police that he was irritated after having been dumped by a woman and carried out the spitting attacks to relieve some stress.”

Not So Good For The Skin Pipe

The Polyester Walk It Out

gus — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:21:22 +0000

Casino - Bert and Ernie

gus — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:16:24 +0000

Crime Of Passion

gus — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:02:29 +0000

“A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.”

“A vacuum cleaner was also found in the bathroom, but the judge dismissed a defence submission that there was no proof the vacuum has been used for sexual purposes.

“I’m sure that your client didn’t hoover the carpets,” the newspaper and AAP quoted judge Tony Rafter as saying.

Lacey was sentenced to 12 months community service, with the judge declining to send him to jail since he had held a steady job for two years and was now a father.”

A Piece Of Wood? Huh?

Purse Snatching, Phone Stealing, Pinky Licking Goodtime

gus — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:03:10 +0000

“A Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.”

Â Meet Carlton Davis

Britney Parodies Herself As A Fat Munter Who Dances Like There Is Luke Warm Shit In Her Hot Pants

gus — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:50:27 +0000

Oh Vey What With All This Nazi Jews And Jewish Nazi’s…

gus — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:17:33 +0000

“Israeli police say they have broken up a gang of neo-Nazis who are accused of carrying out attacks on foreigners, gay people and religious Jews. “

Kosher Camp

WOW - NOT JUST A GAME

gus — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:10:51 +0000