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Eenie Meeny Minee Mo, Who Gets The Terminal Ill’s Patient Kidney I Don’t Know. Thank God For Reality TV.
“DUTCH broadcaster BNN plans to air a television show next week in which a terminally ill woman will decide who out of three young patients will get her kidney.”
“Viewers will be able to advise the 37-year-old woman, known as Lisa, via text messages which of the candidates to pick, the Algemeen Dagblad newspaper said.”
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17 Year Old Makes Gun From Scrap And Mangled Claw With A Big Hole For A Hand
“Police say a 17-year-old boy was attempting to load a .22-calibre bullet into a firearm he had built himself from scraps of metal when the gun fired and the bullet went through his hand.”
“Halton police have seized five homemade guns.”
“Police say the guns were made out of scraps of metal and other commonly accessible materials.”
“Charges are pending.”
The Wopburger
“The Blue Parrot in Louisville has a burger on its menu called the “Wopburger.” To some, the name has a negative connotation, but to others, it’s no big deal.”
“It’s just a wopper. It’s just a sandwich,” said owner Joan Riggins. “If I out and called you ‘a dirty wop,’ then that would be a slur. That would be a problem.”
The owners said they are worried that the controversy will spill over into a side business. They provide spaghetti sauce for the entire Boulder County School District. However, a spokesman for the school district said it wouldn’t affect the relationship.
A honey bun? Nows I’s Gots To Stabs Ya.
“An unidentified man was cut while fighting with another over whether to stop the car to buy a pastry in southwest Shreveport, police say.”
“The passenger told the driver to stop because he wanted a honey bun, but that didn’t happen quickly enough.”
Sex With Twins
“The identical Missouri twins say they were unknowingly having sex with the same woman. And according to the woman’s testimony, she had sex with each man on the same day. Within hours of each other. “
“A paternity test showed that both brothers have over a 99.9 percent probability of being the daddy— and neither one wants to pay the child support.”
 ”"I want to go to the Supreme Court,” Raymon told ABC News. “If they can’t prove it’s me then they should throw it out of court.” And as for the child support, he said, “The state should eat it.” “
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The Hooded Claw Gets Killed By A Train
“A CALIFORNIAN man who tried to kill his girlfriend by leaving her in a car parked across railway lines was himself killed when an oncoming train hurled the car into him as he fled.”
“A 450-tonne commuter train hit the rear of the car, launching it into the man.”
His Girlfriend Survived.Â